superblys:

itbewolf:

superblys:

Do you. bite your thumb. at us, sir? I do bite. my thumb, sir. DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT US, SIR? Is the law of our side, if I say ay? No. NO, SIR, I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU, SIR, BUT I BITE MY THUMB, SIR. DO YOU QUARREL, SIR? QUARREL SIR!  NO, SIR.

Why does this have so many notes.

Do you know who William Shakespeare is

[x]

hello male followers

how do i convince boys to like me this is for science

despairludenberg:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

urbanfuck:

my mother must be so proud of her lazy, rebellious, anxiety-ridden, depressed child

your mother must be so proud of her strong, smart child who lives each day dealing with anxiety and depression and still holds on

oh man wow

only-watching-for-the-eyesex:

Olivia…fucking…Wilde

edwardspoonhands:

First, I love Tumblr and want to keep loving it. And yes, it is immediately terrifying to hear that Yahoo (which, from a lot of our perspectives, is a laughably backwards and culturally irrelevant company) is going to own Tumblr. I sympathize. 

But there are a number of circumstances in which this will not be a disaster. Let’s think:

WHY TO NOT BE TERRIFIED

1. David Karp is being kept on as CEO for at least 4 years. Karp’s policies made Tumblr what it is.
2. Tumblr is only as good as we (its creators) are. The idea that the cultural identity and creations we’ve fostered here have become worth a billion dollars is both inspiring and worrisome. But nevertheless, since we hold the value, we hold the power. 
3. Tumblr is being kept as a separate company. This is what Google did with YouTube and significant changes were very slow to come to YouTube (though they eventually came, and are still coming). My guess is there will be no significant changes to Tumblr for at least 12 months.
4. They’re buying it to become more culturally relevant. They know that controlling the platform will reduce or even remove that relevance, so they would be idiots to do it.

WHEN TO ABANDON SHIP

1. If Tumblr requires an account somehow linked to Yahoo.
2. If David Karp steps down, no matter what the reasons are.
3. If you have to pay to reach all of your followers (FACEBOOK!)
4. If Yahoo begins censoring legal images and videos.
5. If your dashboard becomes three columns by default.
6. If more than 10% of the dashboard is taken up by advertising.

ADVICE TO YAHOO! PEOPLE

1. Don’t do any of the above things or we will leave and you will own a billion dollar hole in the internet.
2. Drop the exclamation point for chrissake…it’s gaudy and grammatically confusing.

Yes, I do wish that Tumblr (being a more interesting kind of company) could have found a more interesting kind of exit for its founders and investors than the old standby of selling to a floundering company trying to revitalize itself. But I think Yahoo and Marissa Mayer are intelligent enough to not totally fuck it up. Here’s hoping.

 - Hank

Greek Pantheon Asks 

• Aphrodite:  What do you find attractive in a partner?
• Apollo:  Favourite song?
• Ares:  If you had to fight someone in a duel, what would be your weapon of choice?
• Artemis:  Favourite animal?
• Athena:  Do you have any special talents?
• Demeter:  Favourite food?
• Dionysus:  Favourite drink?
• Hades:  If you could meet a person from history, who would it be and why?
• Hephaestus:  If you could learn a skill instantly, what would you choose?
• Hera:  Do you want to get married and/or have children?
• Hermes:  Where in the world would you most like to visit?
• Hestia:  Where do you most want to live?
• Poseidon:  If you were shipwrecked on a tropical island, what would you want to have with you?
• Zeus:  If you ruled the world, what would you change?

lumos5000:

jamalexlee:

Forever in love with Martha for how very happy she is for them finding each other.

Whenever I encounter a Martha hater this is one of the scenes I point them too

turnoversfordessert:

NO BUT THIS IS HILARIOUS SHE WAS IN BRIDGE TO TERABITHIA

rileycallow:

If there was ever an image that could sum up the nature of Doctor Who, it would probably be this

bowtiesandlions:

thedoctorsconsultingfirebender:

I want the Doctor to take a kid as his companion.

A 14-15 year old kid who’s parents are fighting, has few friends, bad grades, and feels like complete shit before the Doctor comes.

No kissing, complicated relationships, confusion or stuff like that, just the Doctor taking a kid who doesn’t see much out of life for a ride.

And maybe, just maybe, after the trip, the kid’s view of life is changed.

And maybe the Doctor’s as well.